Amsterdam erotic massages in the late morning
There is a particular kind of morning on a trip: you woke at nine with nothing to do until the evening, breakfast took an hour longer than it should have, and it is now half past ten with a whole day in front of you and no plan in it. That morning is what this page is about.
The morning that came free without being planned
Nobody books a trip intending to have nothing to do at eleven. It happens anyway. A meeting moves to the afternoon, a museum turns out to be shut on a Monday, the people you came to see are working until six, or you simply slept until nine for the first time in a month and decided not to apologise for it. What is left is a stretch of morning that is entirely yours, in a room you are already paying for, with the whole day still in front of it. A message written at half past ten for a booking at noon is an ordinary thing to arrive here, and it does not need a preamble.
Why a rested body is worth something
This is the argument for the morning that nobody makes, because the trade has decided that anything of this kind belongs to the end of a day. Consider what you actually bring to an hour at eleven against what you bring to one at eleven at night. In the morning you have slept, eaten, showered, and spent no time at all being annoyed by anybody. At the other end of the day you have fourteen hours of a foreign city in your legs and roughly forty minutes of attention left. The formats on this site that ask something of you, and tantra asks a good deal of you, work in the morning in a way that they simply cannot at midnight.
Housekeeping is the morning's one real obstacle
Between nine and three a hotel floor is a working floor. Trolleys, deliveries, an engineer looking at the room next door, someone checking the minibar. None of it is a problem if it is handled before she arrives and all of it is a problem if it is not. Hang the sign as soon as the booking is confirmed. If the front desk offers a service opt out for the day, take it at breakfast rather than at the last minute. If your room has not been made up yet and you would rather it were, deal with that the previous evening. Two minutes of this at ten o'clock removes every version of the problem.
The morning bathroom advantage
One format benefits from the late morning more than any other, and it is nuru. The gel has to be warmed before the session and rinsed off properly afterwards, and both of those sit inside the booked time. At eleven in the morning that tail costs nothing, because there is no dinner, no meeting and no closing time waiting for you: the shower can take as long as it takes and the day carries on regardless. Soapy has the same logic for the same reason. Booked at half past ten and finished by one, either of them leaves an afternoon that is still completely open.
Arranging a booking before noon
Write with four things in the first message: the address or the district, the hour in Amsterdam time, the length, and whether you want one therapist or two. The answer comes back with a name, a figure and an arrival window of forty to sixty minutes from the point where everything is agreed. Morning availability is not the same as evening availability, because each woman on the roster keeps the hours she chose for herself and those hours are not all the same. That is worth knowing rather than worrying about: the list that answers at eleven is a different list, not a shorter one.
Timing a morning hour against the rest of the day
A booking that starts at eleven and runs ninety minutes puts you back in the room, showered, at about one. That leaves the afternoon for whatever the trip was actually for, and it leaves the evening completely untouched, which is the part most guests underestimate. If you have something at two, do not book ninety minutes at half past eleven and hope. Take the hour instead, or move the whole thing to the following morning. The length is the part that should bend around the day, and saying what is fixed in the first message is how it gets bent for you rather than by you.
Breakfast, food and the state to be in
Practical and slightly unromantic. A large hotel breakfast an hour before an oil session is not a good combination, particularly for anything that involves lying face down for forty minutes. Eat lightly or eat early. Drink water, because a flight the day before and a warm room are a poor pair. Coffee is fine and a second one is usually a mistake. If you have been drinking the night before, say so, not because anyone is judging but because it changes what the hour should be: slow oil work is the sensible answer to a rough morning and a two hour format is not.
The figures, at eleven as at eleven at night
One hour with one therapist is 180 euros, ninety minutes 270, two hours 360, three hours 540. Two therapists working one guest is 360 an hour between them. A couple sharing one therapist pays 360 an hour, and 720 buys a therapist each. Mornings carry no discount and evenings carry no loading, because only one tariff was ever written, and nothing is added for her journey inside the ring. Half the figure confirms a booking made more than twenty-four hours ahead, a block of eight hours, two therapists, a room at Schiphol or an airport hotel, a peak date, three hours or longer, and a first booking. A returning guest's same day hour or two at a city address is settled on arrival.
If the morning is already half gone
It is twenty past eleven, you have finished breakfast and you are reading this. Write now rather than after a shower. Between the exchange that agrees the booking and the forty to sixty minutes of travel, a message sent at twenty past eleven is a knock at around half past twelve, and that is a real morning booking rather than an early afternoon one. What cannot be compressed is a request with moving parts: two therapists, a particular name, or an address out at Schiphol. If any of those matter, the honest answer is that the booking wants tomorrow morning. The questions page has the rest, and everyone on both sides of the door is twenty-one or over.
The rate
The figure this hour is booked at
- €1801 hourAll taxes counted inside
- €3602 hoursAll taxes counted inside
- €5403 hoursAll taxes counted inside
- €1,250Overnight (8h)All taxes counted inside
A daylight hour carries the figure any other hour carries
Ask for a name, or leave it open
Who travels out
BanksJordaan, age 24
BeatriceOud-Zuid, age 26
BetsyAmsterdam Centrum, age 23
BlairDe Pijp, age 27
BritannyOud-Zuid, age 28
CassandraOud-Zuid, age 26
CharlotteOud-Zuid, age 27
CricketAmsterdam Centrum, age 22
DaisyJordaan, age 21
GraceOud-Zuid, age 24
IvyJordaan, age 23
KarinaAmsterdam Centrum, age 25
Writing in
Give the hour and the address
One message holds the day you want her, the length of the booking and the building you are standing in. A name and an arrival window come back on the same thread, and nothing else is asked of you until she knocks.
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Questions that take longer than a booking go to contact@amsterdameroticmassages.com, which is read at a slower pace than the booking thread.